Big Smile No Teeth

Sure, acting could be fun.  Good job incorporating a quote from the blog into your question.  If I could give you a gold star, I would.

I’m not sure I could LEGALLY date someone who is 17.  I think as long as you and the other person get along, I suppose there’s no problem marrying someone younger. 

I like Johnny Depp in pretty much everything he does, but I wish he cut his facial hair and stop dressing like a shut in.  But yeah, his work is good. 

I liked Judd Law pre the whole sleeping with his nanny thing.  Think more Gattica and less Repo Man.

Nope.  You’re not offering to be the first are you?

It’s for Motorola.  I’ve got a making of video for that shoot that I’ll be posting at some time in the future. 

Their breath.

Yeah, I wore braces for four uncomfortable years.  I got them off when I was 15.  Sucks.  I still have a metal wire running the inside of my bottom row of teeth to keep them from shifting and turning my smile into a grimace of unaligned Chiclets.

Yeah.  I was terribly awkward and shy when I was young, though I would have bursts of courage that weren’t necessarily good.  One day after an English class where I unexpectedly found myself joking successfully with the prettiest girl in the room, I decided to act.  The bell rang, and I followed her down the hall trying to build up the courage to ask her out.  She noticed me trailing her like a fucking stalker, but I was incapable of speech.  Until a few corridors down I finally managed to tap her and ask her out. 

She said, no.  And I skulked away. 

<CRINGE>

Making a move on a crush is tough, and I’m not sure I have any answers. 

But you’re a girl, so shouldn’t he make a move on you?

Not enough.  Maybe one month a year.  I wish I could spend more time.

It’s not out.  But the title was BIG SMILE NO TEETH.  Surprise, surprise.

Modeling was never my passion.  It was easy, allowed me to travel, and make decent cash, but I don’t like it as a job.  Models are just props for everyone else. 

My Mother always wanted me to get a corporate gig.  Not that she disapproved of modeling, she just saw how short term it could be.  But I think most parents can see the pitfalls in what their kids are doing, and that’s just them being protective.

Hope you sort out your issues.

Yeah, but I’m not exactly famous either.  The memoir is finished and I’ve written a fiction with the same themes.  Trying to sell that at the moment, with very little luck.  Thanks for asking though.

Hahaha! My mom’s been asking me this for five years.  The majority of girls are done with modeling by their mid twenties.  Guys can go longer, and are normally finished in their late twenties, early thirties.  That being said there are female models who continue making good cash into their thirties in Europe and North America—but not so much in Asia.  Men can go until their forties.  But that’s just a sad sad path to travel.

I’ll answer all your questions in one!  Nice video.  It was funny actually.  I’ve never eaten balot though I know a Pinoy supermodel guy that used to sell the stuff on the beach when he was growing up. 

Last time I was in the Philippines was 2008, when I was living there.

Ok.  But for every tweet of yours I read I expect compensation of 3 USD.  Thanks. 

I don’t know who that is, but I thought Narnia was hilarious.  It was a comedy right?  Right?!?

I enjoy making fun of them, so you and I have got a good thing going.

Thanks.  Please share your opinion with some major publishers so I can publish some of the stuff I’ve written.  How does that quote go? ‘Nothing stinks worse than a pile of unpublished writing’.  Too true.  Too true.

Mom, is that you?

You have to ask the people at Star World about that.  I don’t think there are any plans to bring me back for another commercial.